90s vintage abstract oval sunglasses. Thick curve around pink frame with psychedelic light pink lenses. Super villain mini mask. Cosplay NOS

For the person who insists on only wearing something a bit different, didn't quite find it, and then decided to settle for something a lot different instead.

These extraordinary shades are straining me to come up with some category or explanation. So instead I'm going make up a story. Think of it as a lullaby for the instagram stories generation.

If you were an artist who'd reached Gallery level. What is truly required to charge the difference between 5K and 15K for exactly the same artwork? (Aside from the gallery owners vouching for you in order to profit.) It would likely be the clients meeting the artist and making a personal judgement on how convincing they are. In that unquantifiable and rarified context we fancifully argue that wearing some simple sunglasses like this, could very easily be the difference between " I see, let me think it over" and " OMG I could be in the presence of true genius, but cannot be sure because they're on a level beyond my comprehension, it felt like they could see into my very soul with their piercing pink eyes. I should pay whatever they ask and feel shame for having doubted them."

Yes, fanciful, but still somehow true.

When seen closely the front of the frame actually has lighter patterns that appear like a dried out river bed, but realistically they look almost black from a distance.

Original 90s NOS in excellent condition.

This is the final pair. They will never be re-stocked.

• frame width (outside widest point): 137mm

• frame height: 32mm

• inside hinge to hinge: 132mm

Returns accepted.

You must inform us of your intention ASAP and

initiate the return within seven days of receiving.

Buyer must pay for return postage.

Shipping guidelines

Uk combined shipping up to 2 items for stated price.

+ £2 for each extra item thereafter.

Europe and USA and the rest of the world;

stated price + £2 for each extra item.

UK signed for service. Approximately 2 days.

UK Express. 1 day.

Europe EU. Approximately 7 to 10 days.

Europe Non EU. Approximately 7 to 10 days.

North America. Approximately 10 to 14 days.

Rest of the World. Approximately 10 to 14 days.

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