{"product_id":"90-s-vintage-abstract-oval-sunglasses-thick-curve-around-pink-frame-with-psychedelic-light-pink-lenses-super-villain-mini-mask-cosplay-nos-102562682","title":"90s vintage abstract oval sunglasses. Thick curve around pink frame with psychedelic light pink lenses. Super villain mini mask. Cosplay NOS","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who insists on only wearing something a bit different, didn't quite find it, and then decided to settle for something a lot different instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese extraordinary shades are straining me to come up with some category or explanation. So instead I'm going make up a story. Think of it as a lullaby for the instagram stories generation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you were an artist who'd reached Gallery level. What is truly required to charge the difference between 5K and 15K for exactly the same artwork? (Aside from the gallery owners vouching for you in order to profit.) It would likely be the clients meeting the artist and making a personal judgement on how convincing they are. In that unquantifiable and rarified context we fancifully argue that wearing some simple sunglasses like this, could very easily be the difference between \" I see, let me think it over\" and \" OMG I could be in the presence of true genius, but cannot be sure because they're on a level beyond my comprehension, it felt like they could see into my very soul with their piercing pink eyes. I should pay whatever they ask and feel shame for having doubted them.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, fanciful,  but still somehow true.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen seen closely the front of the frame actually has lighter patterns that appear like a dried out river bed, but realistically they look almost black from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal 90s NOS in excellent condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the final pair. They will never be re-stocked. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e• frame width (outside widest point): 137mm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• frame height: 32mm \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• inside hinge to hinge: 132mm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns accepted. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou must inform us of your intention ASAP and \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003einitiate the return within seven days of receiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuyer must pay for return postage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnited States of America: £18.70. THIS NOW INCLUDES CUSTOMS TARIFF \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eUk combined shipping up to 2 items for £4.85\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEurope: £13\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCanada: £15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe rest of the world: £15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePostage is always combined with £2 for each extra item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eUK signed for service. Approximately 2 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUK Express. 1 day. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEurope EU. Approximately 7 to 10 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEurope Non EU. Approximately 7 to 10 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNorth America. Approximately 10 to 14 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRest of the World. Approximately 10 to 14 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eRef: 126-15\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Evil Cathedral ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46482553405519,"sku":"malaga b16","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/6057\/4031\/files\/598da49b-1c1d-4108-9ec0-910c327cb96c-copy.jpg?v=1787592940","url":"https:\/\/evilcathedral.com\/products\/90-s-vintage-abstract-oval-sunglasses-thick-curve-around-pink-frame-with-psychedelic-light-pink-lenses-super-villain-mini-mask-cosplay-nos-102562682","provider":"Evil Cathedral ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}